In chambers deep, where shadows lie,
A humming beast with a hungry eye.
The Washer of Woes, with churning maw,
Devours the stains, both old and raw.
With belly round, of porcelain white,
It holds the spoils of day and night.
Socks that have strayed, and shirts astray,
All destined for a watery fray.
A twist and a turn, a gurgling song,
As soapy suds the battles throng.
The spinning drum, a frantic dance,
Whirls clothes about in joyous trance.
But oh, the grumbles, the rhythmic groan,
As heavy loads the gears bemoan.
A symphony strange, of gurgle and churn,
A washing-day dirge, by mortals unlearned.
Then silence falls, a sudden hush,
The beast appeased, with final swish.
Clean garments lie, in dampened heaps,
Victorious spoils from foamy deeps.
So hail the Washer, the churning friend,
Whose hunger ends, when cycles end.
A marvel of man, in kitchen’s hold,
A tale of suds, in times of old.