The StoryTeller

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  • Black Coffee Nectar | Poem

    The billy boils as dawn takes flight,A distant rooster crows, the day is soon bright.But sleep clings tight with my eyelids droop’d,I stumble out, in a weary loop. No fancy brew, no sugared treat,Just billy black, oh such nectar can’t be beat!Strong and hot, it wakes the soul,Sets the senses bouldering on a roll. My…

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  • I made a COD Zombies style game in Microsoft EXCEL

    I made a COD Zombies style game in Microsoft EXCEL

    This is probably the best thing I have made in EXCEL to date! Download below and play for yourself… This is a classic horde zombie survival game – you are trapped within the four walls of a building against a never-ending barrage of Zombies. How long will you survive? Check out this video on details…

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  • Feline Slumber | Poem

    Feline Slumber | Poem

    Sitting perched on a patchwork throne,Her feline form lays aslumber all alone.As if a purring engine, lost in meditation,Her world one of whiskered contemplation. A hunter’s farce with eyes of emerald gleam,She dreams of slumper, down a never-ending stream.Tiny paws, lain like mittens of snow,Twitch at the shadows, dancing to her dream. Gentle beast! To…

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  • A Running Start | Poem

    A Running Start | Poem

    A sight to behold, a marvel of mass,A man overflowing, built to surpassThe average frame, a walking displayOf epicurean habits at play. He laces his sneakers, a herculean feat,His belly a mountain, his breathing discreet,Then charges forth, a rumbling tide,Leaving asphalt in tremors, nowhere to hide. With each labored puff, a thunderclap booms,Accompanying tremors that…

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  • Where Socks go Missing | Poem

    Where Socks go Missing | Poem

    In chambers deep, where shadows lie,A humming beast with a hungry eye.The Washer of Woes, with churning maw,Devours the stains, both old and raw. With belly round, of porcelain white,It holds the spoils of day and night.Socks that have strayed, and shirts astray,All destined for a watery fray. A twist and a turn, a gurgling…

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  • FLOORBOWL RPG Excel Game: A Skyrim Inspired Adventure!

    FLOORBOWL RPG Excel Game: A Skyrim Inspired Adventure!

    Welcome to FLOORBOWL – a turn based RPG game inspired by the world of SKYRIM! Story – check out the Youtube Video here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAf0yIqdf0 You are the Wyvernspawn – once profesized and long forgotten. Your memory is foggy, your head is heavy – you have no memory of your journey or what foul deeds…

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  • I made a Fortnite Inspired Battle Royale Game in EXCEL

    I made a Fortnite Inspired Battle Royale Game in EXCEL

    Excel Royale is a turn based battle royal game much like your favourite Fortnite or PUBG games. The goal is simple – SURVIVE! Check out the Youtube walkthough of Game Mechanics and Gameplay here: https://youtu.be/cU4DnBpa1Ho ENJOY!Game Mechanics Overview: Use player movement buttons to progress your turn InventoryTravel to grey cells to scavenge for the best…

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  • Thursday Slumps | Poetry

    It’s Thursday night, the air hangs heavy, thick,The weight of work left leaden, weary and sick.Four days we’ve toiled, the weekend’s distant gleam,A mirage shimmering within workday dreams. The spark is dull, the once-bright fire burnt low,Motivation’s embers flicker, faint and slow.The keyboard clicks feel foreign as hands move ever slow,Each task’s a mountain, my…

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  • Game Dev. | Poem

    A world unfurls on the screen’s bright stage,Born from pixels and lines of coded rage.Once just an echo in the mind’s dark hall,Now mountains rise, and heroes heed it’s call. With brushstrokes light, we paint the landscapes vast,Forests whispering secrets with a blast.Each line of code, a guiding hand,Building dreams grand on grains of sand.…

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  • I made a Fallout inspired RPG game in EXCEL

    I made a Fallout inspired RPG game in EXCEL

    Check out the video here: https://youtu.be/jh-42-7L7B0 Story It is the 145th year of the second age. Life in Mercer is unrecognisable to that which came earlier – The bombs saw to that. Humanity may never fully recover…Adventure beckons once more, and you are ready to answer its call! How To Mercer is the home of…

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