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  • I Made a Life Sim Game in Excel!

    April 20th, 2024

    Weclome to ExcSIMulator – the excel made Life Simulator Game!


    Life is like a box of cholcates – you never know what you are going to get!

    This game allows you to live out many different lives. Will you pursue wealth, job satisfaction, uplift your skills, romance or all of the above?

    exsimulator-excel-life-sim-game_v1Download

    There are three game modes to choose from:

    • Easy: You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth
    • Medium: Life has its ups and downs but you make it work
    • Hard: Life has been tough the last 18 years, lets change that!

    To do list each year:

    1. Set your routine – maximise the 24 hours to pursue all that life has to offer (green and red cells)
    2. Set your relationship goals (pink sells)
    3. Check your finances (purple sells)
    4. Set a skill target (dark green cells)
    5. Check your career pathway, change careers if you get bored
    6. Check out the housing on offer – buying may be better than renting forever if you can afford it!

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  • Cell by Cell | Poem

    April 19th, 2024

    The cursor blinks to a steady beat,
    A challenge laid by blank sheet.
    Rows and columns, stark and white,
    The battlefield is bathed in fluorescent light.

    Numbers march to a chaotic throng,
    Debits clash where credits belong.
    Formulas weave, forming a cryptic spell,
    Unraveling truths that no ledger can tell.

    Fingers fly with a blur of speed,
    Macros dance, the digital breed.
    Charts unfurl, a vibrant fight,
    Unmasking trends with pixelated might.

    The grand total, a sacred quest,
    One keystroke, my success confessed.
    A sigh escapes, a silent cheer,
    I found victory in this spreadsheet frontier.

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  • Migraine Drain | Poem

    April 17th, 2024

    A vice grips tight, a vise of bone,
    My skull it squeezes, makes me moan.
    A thrumming starts, a dull, deep ache,
    Then builds to thunder, no mistake.

    Behind my eyes, a pressure grows,
    Like molten lead, it seeps and flows.
    A fiery band constricts my brow,
    Sweat beads erupt, I don’t know how

    To hold it back, this searing tide,
    That pulses, throbs, with nowhere to hide.
    Each beat a hammer on an anvil bare,
    My thoughts like dust, lost in the air.

    The world around, a blurry haze,
    Sharp light a knife that cuts and fazes.
    A scent, a sound, intensifies
    The agony, a cruel surprise.

    Nausea wells, a rising tide,
    Threatens to spill, can’t be denied.
    My stomach churns, a knotted ball,
    As weakness claims me, makes me fall.

    The room spins round, a dizzying whirl,
    Gravity shifts, a topsy-turvy world.
    Time seems to stretch, each second crawls,
    Trapped in this torment, built of walls

    Of throbbing pain, a sensory war.
    I crave the dark, a silent door
    To an escape, a world of sleep,
    Where pounding ceases, I can’t keep

    This vigil up, this fight with light.
    Darkness descends, a blessed night.
    But in the dawn, the fear remains,
    Of waking to that grip, those chains.

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  • Quarter-life Crisis | Poem

    April 13th, 2024

    In the limbo of thirty-something years,
    A quarter-life crisis veils its fears.
    Bound by dreams, yet lost in doubt,
    Searching for purpose, a whisper, a shout?

    What’s the meaning, in this fleeting phase,
    Where paths diverge in tangled ways?
    Questions echo, unanswered, unseen,
    In the chaos of what might have been.

    The clock ticks, a relentless beat,
    Each moment a challenge, a bitter-sweet feat.
    Yearnings clash with societal norms,
    Amidst the storm, where passion forms.

    Am I enough, or am I too little,
    In this vast world, caught in the middle?
    Struggling to define what’s truly mine,
    In the labyrinth of life’s design.

    Through the haze, a glimmer appears,
    A spark of hope, dispelling fears.
    Embrace the journey, the highs, the lows,
    For in the struggle, true meaning grows.

    Not in perfection, nor in fleeting bliss,
    But in the quest, the courage to persist.
    For meaning is found in the quest itself,
    In forging ahead, in spite of doubt’s stealth.

    So let the quarter-life crisis unfold,
    A chapter of growth, a story untold.
    Embrace the uncertainty, let it ignite,
    The flame within, burning bright.

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  • I made a Horror Game in Excel

    April 12th, 2024

    I have always wanted to make my own video games – but have never had the skills (or the time). I had the thought recently that I use EXCEL far too much, so I thought why not make my own games in EXCEL. This is the next rendition – a Horror game in excel. Obviously there are graphical limitations, but with macros/ VBA’s I have put togehter a game I am quite proud of.
    So download Below!

    excel-horror-game_lake-cell_v1Download

    STORY

    Hello Friends- Welcome to Summer Camp!

    This is not your ordinary summer camp, for we have some special activities planned for you….

    My name is Bedtime Barry and this is my good friend Creepy Crawlies.

    We are your camp counsellors – don’t worry we will help you sleep FOREVER!

    Don’t you dare try to escape – the last children who tried can still be heard screaming…HEHHEHEHE..

    I hope you read the Information Booklet – otherwise this will be over far too quickly….

    CHARACTERS

    INFORMATION BOOKLET

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  • Horror Camp | Poem

    April 11th, 2024

    Deep in the woods where shadows grow long,
    A summer camp stands, deep fears stand strong.
    Children arrive with laughter and cheer,
    But soon they’ll learn what lurks near.

    The counselors smile with teeth so white,
    Their eyes gleaming in the pale moonlight.
    They lead the games and sing the songs,
    But beneath the fun, something’s wrong.

    Whispers echo through the trees,
    A warning carried on the breeze.
    “Escape this place,” the voices cry,
    But trapped within, the campers lie.

    Each night brings nightmares, twisted and dark,
    As creatures prowl in the moonlit park.
    Footsteps follow, unseen eyes stare,
    No one’s safe in this cursed lair.

    The lake holds secrets, murky and deep,
    Where shadows dance and nightmares creep.
    Whispers turn to screams in the dead of night,
    As campers vanish out of sight.

    The fire pit burns with an unholy flame,
    As spirits whisper each camper’s name.
    Run if you can, but you’ll never flee,
    The horrors of summer camp, you’ll see.

    So heed this warning, if you dare,
    Don’t venture near, don’t go there.
    For once you enter, you may not leave,
    A prisoner to the camp’s deceiving weave.

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  • I made an EPIC Adventure GAME in EXCEL

    April 5th, 2024
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    Times are tough. You lost your job, and others are hard to find.
    You haven’t worked for months, and need to get up to Auckland where jobs are still being advertised.
    You are down to your last $500, and are stuck with only your ‘trusty’ POS HatchBack.
    Get your ass up to Auckland, find a job and economic safety.
    Fail and its financial freefall for you!

    Information

    • Your POS Car can only get you 75km range on a good day – you wish you could get a better one, but times are tough!
    • Its also the middle middle of winter, and the roads are in a bad state. Busses and planes have also dissapeared with the economic collapse. Your only hope is to drive. This has nothing to do poor game development…
    • You have 60 days to get up to Auckland before all the good jobs are gone, you have half a tank of gas and some food reserves in stock.
    • Each day you can choose to Travel, Rest/Tinker on your car or Scavenge for Supplies. If you run out of food or fuel – its GameOver, so be careful!
    • Good Luck Adventurer”

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  • Lone Adventurer | Poem

    April 5th, 2024

    Adventure’s call, a banner unfurled,
    Through forests deep and mountains high,
    The thrill of the unknown, beneath the sky.

    With every step, a story unfolds,
    Legends whispered, in tales retold,
    Courage as compass, guiding the way,
    In realms of wonder, where dreams hold sway.

    The rush of wind, a wild embrace,
    Chasing horizons, leaving no trace,
    In daring leaps and fearless bounds,
    Adventure’s heartbeat, in every sound.

    For those who seek, the world’s vast stage,
    Adventure’s flame, forever will rage,
    A journey endless, a spirit untamed,
    In the thrill of adventure, souls reclaimed.

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  • Family Conflict | Poetry

    March 30th, 2024

    In the heart of kinship’s woven threads,
    A tapestry of love and strife,
    Lies the tale of words unsaid,
    And battles fought in daily life.

    First, the spark ignites the flame,
    A clash of views, a clash of wills,
    Each voice a note in discord’s game,
    Echoes in the silent hills.

    The roots that bind, they hold so tight,
    Yet strain against the weight of ire,
    Forgotten laughter fades from sight,
    As tensions rise, consumed in fire.

    But from the ashes, hope still springs,
    Forgiveness blooms, a gentle rain,
    In unity, the heart takes wings,
    And peace restores the family chain.

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  • I made Wordle Better in EXCEL

    March 26th, 2024

    Wordle is a flipping fantastic game – taken the world by storm and at its peak having tens of millions of players.
    I have recently re-caught the hype. The only problem you can only play it once a day. That feels like a problem we can fix.
    So I made a better version in excel – that can be played non-stop.

    wuzzlewords_wordle-but-better_v1Download

    Welcome to WuzzleWords. Not only does it let you play word after word, but it lets you choose difficulty settings to solve for words that are 4, 5 or even 6 letters in length.

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